UNDIES is here today!

HAHAHA. LPSC's finally a month old! all thanks to our dear friends, BAKA (who's thanking you man), and yes especially to our Reader of July 2006 theGAY!!!! how are the toothpicks my buddy? :D

okay. it's gonna be fun today! the LPSC crew will be dining out at Swensen's today and tomorrow for the great success we achieved the past month! of course, we all welcome you to join us! our meeting point is at Zimbaba control station. (NOTE: NOT Awwgang!!). see you there! :)













alright. this week, UNDIES' back for...

THE COTTON CRAP!

that's right. it's the programme which provides you horny readers the latest and the most magnificent discovery anyone can find on planet Earth!!

everyone's all getting crazy over our DEAREST friend baka, the boy/girl/elephant who can only express himself/herself/itself with lousy hokkien language! so your dear UNDIES has spent the entire week in search for more details and information about baka. this time, there arent any blogs, hell-notes or whatever. it's baka's friendster account!!!! *no claps again*

how ar. no one clap. alright i'll try it again.

it's LPSC's friendster account!!!! *the crowd ROARS*
it's baka's friendster account!!!! *..............*

okay it's no use. sorry baka ): .

okay as i was saying, it's baka's FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT!!!! *boooo* ......... oh nvm. but guys, it's really nothing special, just another boring account without creativity. typical twit, typical gugugaga type of male/female/elephant.

let's have a breakdown of the profile.



alright. it's pretty well known that baka is a TWIT. an EMO-TWIT who lost his/her/its boyfriend last summer because he/she/it shaved his/her/its genital hair. so it's not very surprising for baka to have a complicated status. but anyway, i doubt he's/she's/it's FEMALE as stated. baka has a penis and a vagina, how can conclusions be made that simply?

okay brother Lim Peh is right. baka's currently fighting in the Iraq war! still got time for friendster sia.

and hey. baka's from `mY mAmA's w0mB!!! hEhEx~`!! that's a new discovery. where on the initially-concluded-to-be-square-yet-proven-to-be-round Earth is `mY mAmA's w0mB!!! hEhEx~`??? bring us there someday okay, Mr/Ms/Mrs BaKAx?



alright. not very surprising too: BAKA HAS NO FRIENDS! and oh, he/she/it is using the gayly faggotish strawberry skin friendster specially provided for REAL xia0 cute cutes.

more hilarious stuff: the profile! only come of them though =/


cool! barbie dolls school? i prefer Thomas Train dude.



thanks for the support baka! BUT WAIT A MINUTE. YOU SURF? who are you trying to joke?





alright, penthouse. got it. but hey, DAR VINNIE CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:D.

there's still more to it. and i just feel so stupid to help advertise baka's friendster account. i should be busy increasing the fame of LPSC! so people, here's the link to baka's friendster account. http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=30883533 . do NOT add him/her/it, but constantly support LPSC instead!

it's lpsc.co@gmail.com. add us okay? you fans rock like crazy!!!!

and once again. Happy One Month Anniversary to LPSC!

COuntdown of the WeEK

Lim Peh ka le kong , this week countdown , we focus on August. August is full of events ! so lim peh is gonna show you all a list of events lpsc will be organising or attending or just go for fun.

1) LPSC's 1 month Anniversary Celebration

2) LPSC NAtional Day special

3) Lim peh's encounter with Sue and Friends

4) Kids' Central Live ( charity for orphanage?)

5) Big COck's Da vinci code

6) O level practical biology

7) O level practical physics

8)O level practical Chemistry

9) O level Ingrish o'real

10) Ask my Father's Cock( about a 15 year old boy who got tired of speaking Standard English )

LPSC here want to thank all the supporters and rivals who have visit us for 1 month. sUPPort us for another month okay? August behind the scene theme is '' CLean and Green" we will not only no longer use any strong languages or vulgarities , we are also going environmental friendly . yes u heard it right . readers rmbr to check on our lpsc mechandise coming up ths month . we have LPSC broom stick , LPSC T shirt and also some COCK dict. to give away .

LPSC 's big discovery of the month.

one day, Lim peh and big cock is stealing toilet papers again . then came JOey the DeBateR . A conversation was made and JOey mention women rapists. that gave us a question to ask.
To all Women and women-to-be., how the hell do women rape men???

So lim pei went around Singapore interviewing unsuspecting ppl about this sensitive and impossible question. Unexpectedly, lim pei received a lot of good answers to my doubts.

First it was from Miss E, she said, "i will first imagine the victim to be orleanda broom. then i will chain the guy onto the bed and whip him. then i will poke anything into his P****S . " ouch. after this sentence , i puke .

Next, it was from Miss Sh, she said," i will tie the person onto a wall and stuff oranges into his mouth" oranges ??? why ? " then i will cut his clothes and make his P****S hard. " after that, i puke even more.

Okay then again, there are many girls who rejected to answer our sensitive Q. ppl like Miss C and miss T RAN a mile away from me.

lastly, i asked Mr JOey what would he do if he is a woman rapist, he said," I will give the man some vigra to erect his P****S , after that i will .........." opps i forgot.

There are some crazy and mad girls who replied me some violent ans, the worst is " I will Castrate his P****S" whoahh that did not only make me puke blood but also make BIgcock drop all his feathers!

for more infomation, pls go to joey the debater link or call hotline 0808 cock or email us at lpsc.co@gmail.com

NOW about BAKA
Unbelievably, i cant believe that i actually don believe the unbelievably unbelievaable beliefs of what believers believed that i dont believe the to be believed believable that actually i believe what ppl dun believe. that BAKA returns
there is only one possiblity why BAKA returns; BAKA's arch enemy Turkeyman join LPSC. thus BaKA followed him back here . so stupid ! everyone knows that BAKA cannot win the FOur of us. stop dream BAKA, get real man/woman/elephant.

stay tune for Lim pei's countdown of the week .... FUCKERS

LIM PEI quit smoking

Lim pei ka le kong, smoking is getting the hell out of me. i am pissed off , out, left , right, in, up, down and under for smoking tobacco! Because of that new smoking policy: only smoke in smoking area in hawker centre, I have to torture myself by smoking beside a gay smoker everyday at the Kopitiam.

Even worse, I have spent all my money from the progress package to buy cigarettes. ALAMAK !

but , i still can see smoke in no smoking area leh. but no smokers there. only aunties and uncles burning paper on the ground with red candles and big rusty cylinders every where . i wonder what they are doing. are they trying a new method of smoking or are they crazy>.< these stupid adults are also very inconsiderate and wasteful because after they burn the piles of papers into ash, they leave it there where the wind can blow them from boon lay to changi . in addition, this people also throw some food on the ground. Either they forgot to eat them or they just want to waste food.

So Lim pei will go everywhere with a broom and a gas mask on to sweep any ash on the floor for the goodwill of the neighbourhood. but kindness dont pays especially when those ungrateful uncles and ah mas will chase , wrestle and kick your ass when u do the right thing.

what is coming to this world man !?!?!?! ppl being not environmental friendly by polluting the air!!! worse still noise pollution at night starting from this month! why this month so special huh.
every night, the DONG DING BANG will keep ringing in my pitiful ears! when it starts it makes my ears bleed and my brain swells . ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i cant take this anymore!

so i decided to make a decision! i stomp my way to the meet-the-ppl-session by the MP . i complained ! he just listened silently as if he dont understand my native language i wonder why.
He said that this month is where the ghosts come out from hell . HUH? MP believe in such things? LIM PEI BUAY DA HAN guess i have to endure for this month . sighhh.

ONE more issue.

OI TURKEYMAN WHY U SO ANTI ONE WHY U HAVEN POST YET ?@?@?!??#$@^&^*&($ knn HURRY UP LAH KNKNKNKNKNKNK

gtg drink my bak ku teh now bb see yah !

UNDIES posting, and i'm EQUALLY FIRED UP .

i didnt even bother to think about that bald fuck these days, but he's really getting outrageous and unreasonable these days. he really geared up my fucking temper towards his fucking hairless skull and his punctured pubic-less balls.

alright. few days ago, Mr Exemplar was sharing with me about his screwed-up teenage life, including him being pestured by our school ahbeng-wannabes. of course, any dickheads would then cry to the damn bald shit about how their asses were kicked by the lowlife thugs, which Mr Exemplar actually did. supposingly, he should be furious and tempered with this matter. but he told our good friend here to write him some good-for-nothing 1500-words report to him on the cause of the bully and place it in his asshole pidgeon hole. he did what he was instructed. however, nothing seemed to have taken effect; Mr Exemplar still gets bullied by the same old faggots.

now analyse this, that hairless fuck called himself a discipline master when he cant even unleash his mastery skills to discipline people successfully? look, if he had really called forth the thugs and "disciplined" them as he should, why is our dear friend here still disturbed by the SAME people? what a MASTER of discipline. or unless, he didnt even do anything at all. if that's really the case, he should drop his fucking position and give it to Lim Peh instead.

what's more classic? our dear discipline master seems to care more about long hair and hanged-out shirts. that's so no-life. which particular Law of Humanities states that having fringes makes one a hooligan? which particular Law of Humanities states that having fringes makes one undisciplined? what should be handled with greater attention are those gangsterism and extortion cases, those SHOULD deserve more disciplinary actions. moreover, why should hairstyles be classified under defying the honour of discipline? ironically, as a discipline master he is, he has failed to weigh their seriousness accurately. stereotype, stereotype stereotype, that's what all school staffs know best.

oh perhaps he's right about hairstyles, sarcastically.

"if you have long fringes, it will hurt your eye as the wind blows, and you cannot read the whiteboard as efficiently." yeahhh!!!! bullshit.

"if the tails are too long, it tickles your neck, and you get irritated by the itch, and you cannot concentrate as effectively." yeahhh!!! even more bullshit.

"if you are caught with long hair in events like national examinations, you will be banned from the papers for 3 years." arguably, alright, if that's what stupid Cambridge or MOE wants. but it's still 4 months to the papers for us scholars, and a couple of years for the lower secondary angels. why fuckingly get crazy over our hair all the time, when you can just conduct ONE mass spotcheck perhaps a week before the papers?

he just love giving fucking excuses. period.

here's UNDIES' Law of Righteous Discipine: if you have no hair, go make yourself useful at Shaolin and not come here and make yourself green upon our beautiful LONG hair.

alright. im already boiled while typing this. come on bald fuck, i do hope you can have greater understanding of the word "discipline". it's not defined according to your mentally retarded pea-sized purple brain, so dont attempt to change any word yourself. granting us Human Rights, and understanding more on True Disciplinary Actions; you failed in both areas. how did you even make it to the position of a discipline master? you are probably a fraud. know what you should aim for lah. go get busy with the tong tong tongs in the school instead, there are people worshipping them already. i believe you would rather see a school with fringe-released cool-looking peeps than purple-or-pink mohawk-ed punks. help the helpless Mr Exemplar, and give us innocent civilians a break!

seriously, if some coupon vouchers for Yun Nam Hair Care can make you gayly delighted, i wouldnt mind earning it for you. it's for the sake of us pitiful Unitians.

UNDIES posting!!!!

are you people afraid of ghosts? hahha our brother lim peh is; he likes shark tale more. but oh anyway, the so-called HELL GATES are opening tomorrow.


THE HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVAL!

it's the same thing every year. yes ghosts from different origins will be roaming the streets. some with a lost limb due to unexperienced wrestling actions, some with a missing eye due to poor bowing skills, some with awfully dented penises due to excessive intercourse, some with over-swollen breasts due to excessive milk loss. we will also see superstitious aunties or ah ma's offering famous amos cookies and Bacardi 151 to our Hao Xiong Di's. not forgetting hell-bank notes with BAKA's face printed on it.



everyone must have heard stories about the chinese's seventh month. believe it or not, they are really true. trust me. i dont lie (hahaha yea right). oh well, it's just quite disturbing to constantly remind yourself that a ghost may be just beside you. but still people, proceed with caution. you may not be reading this post alone...................

haiya actually there isnt anything special about this. im here to share with Phippino maids the various cautions you have to take to SURVIVE the seventh month. c'mon, i know you are thinking it's bullshit. but hey, there are really cases of possession and death during the ghost month! just, trust me. really, trust me. trust me.

FOR THE MAIDS COMING TO SINGAPORE IN JULY
1. make sure your name isnt Rosa or Esther, if not Chen Shu Cheng and Hong Hui Fang will not help deliver your letters home.
2. make sure the family you are working for does not have any individual named Ah Soon.
3. do not come to Singapore and work if your brother has kidney failure.
4. best solution still, DON'T COME TO SINGAPORE IN JULY!

FOR MAIDS ALREADY IN SINGAPORE
1. if the family you are working for performs for the Hungry Ghost Festival, pray to God on how much you dont wish to die.
2. if the family you are working for performs for the Hungry Ghost Festival, search and rip open the drums for dead corpses.
3. do not make friends with handsome and half-deaf postmen.
4. do not wear any clothes that was worn by the previous maid, if not the maid next door will freak out and commit suicide.
5. unless your masters arent Chen Shu Cheng AND Hong Hui Fang, post your letters yourself.
6. if there's an Ah Soon, RUN BACK TO PHILIPPINES!

freaking out already? actually, there is a possibility that the family you are working for has a member who is already dead, but visible to you. dont worry. just carry out these simple experiments.

TEST FOR CATIONS GHOSTS
1. display the famous amos cookies on the alter and see which fool actually go and eat it.
2. bring the suspected individual out, and see if any biker deliberately attempt to knock him down.
3. bring the suspected individual out for dinner, and see if any hawker cleaner sweeps rubbish on him on purpose.
4. if the results of the above experiments are positive, RUN BACK TO PHILIPPINES!

basically, that's all the research EVERY maid should do in order to breathe through the helluva hellacious month. bear those in mind okay?

what? normal Singaporeans, you want ways to survive the month too? unfortunately i cant think of any. just be prepared to see heads rolling on buses floor.


let's go to the opposite now.

when there are scumbags who fear that gah-gah will swallow them up, there's definitely this adventurous group of people who loves ghosts. UNDIES will now provide all of you the ways to see ghosts! for the curious and adventurous ones only. kids, dont try these at home or in public or anywhere.

10 WAYS TO SEE GHOST.
1. watch The Eye 10.
1. go to your friends' chalet and borrow the book 10 Ways to See Ghost and use each page as toilet paper.
2. sweep up burnt incense ashes because they are dirty and disturbing to the sight.
3. go watch any Hungry Ghost Festival performance and be kiasu by picking the first roll's seats because they are empty!
4. make friends with BAKA.
5. visit your school's DNT room's nearest toilet, and try to discover why there isnt a washroom for the ladies.
6. join WWE and get irritated by Boogeyman.
7. wear red undies to bed.
8. hang up fully-blooded sanitary pads, hoping they will dry up and hence reusable.
9. read the bible and the Holy Ghost to come to you (:
10. look into the mirror. do nothing, just look.

but really people. you dont have to worry so much about this month (except the maids, of course). just be cool, read Lim Pei Shitty Cock daily and that's the best way to keep ghosts away from you!



and OH. im here for another advertisement! check this out.



needless to explain, right? :D

COWDUNG COUNTDOWN OF THE WEEK


GOOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD gdgdgdgdgdgdgdgd evening everybody! countdown of the week is back! after hours of argument with the editor's ability to seee future..... Once again agay agin agoon aga , lim peh is back from the pasar malam. ok i heard that LPSC will be taken over by Mr Nissan shitty 802 years later. so just to be safe , i ask my Feng Shui Uncle, Mr FA KE to help us escape this disaster. he told me ten brilliant solutions. how come i neber tought of them?? hmmmmmmmmmmmm

1) kill baka and use he/she as sacrifice for a ritual
2) find Wonder?woman and destroy the EX men
3) ask Mr Nissan to join our crew ---- likethats going to happen , F *** !
4) Ask theGay the shyt in the neoprint box the way BAKA did
5) boil a solution of rotten fingernails from Lim Peh, filthy feathers from Big Cock, and a thread from UNDIES. then recite she saw seashell on the sea shore and then sell seashell on the sea shore and play seesaw.
6) Make a LPSC podcast trailer to gain popularity --- now thats common sense
7) make everyone cut their hair by a smoker barber with long fingernails and dirty hands with flies gaying in his oily hair and the barber named BABARAS
8) pray hard that the arrival of TurkeyMan can change the future
9) say " I Luv U " to 0808 strangers
10) ask for foreign talent so that LPSC operates F ***ing 24 hrs per day

HMMMM>...... how the hell am i suppose to do all that.??
the only thing i can do is squat on a toilet bowl and dig my nose.

NOW LEETS go to bet cha didnt know !

Lim Peh KA LE KONG, i bet cha didnt know that a bangla molest an Indonesia maid early this month. NO i am not lying it is true ,really lah. so i better warn all the maids rreadiing this blog hey is there any? oh yah there is one . her name is ANNA ( actually is theGay) anyway, yah remind your maidss to be aware of the construction workers while they shop . yah the one working on the field . yes turn to ur right yes that s HIM !!!!

hello people! UNDIES' back!

oh i'm not gonna crap. just making some advertisements (yes again).

alright. in case many of you didnt notice, we have created a friendster account for LPSC! please do support us! you guys are really great (: .
it's lpsc.co@gmail.com

secondly, as BIGc0ck has mentioned, COCKCAST will debut very very soon! stay tuned people, im very sure you would love to hear all our voices! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

alright our dear turkeyMAN must have really kept you in huge suspense. dont worry, he will turn up real soon.



and... sigh. 802 years later, i will lose Wrestlemania, get burnt up and perish...........................

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Time TRAVEL?????

Behind the editor's desk,

hey it is me again. once again, i am pleased with the blog's success and would like to thank everyone for supporting our blog. I hope it is not too late to say this but last evening i dreamt about the future of this LPSC crew.

I see myself in a deserted place. It is like the consequences of the third war world. Has ISreal gone too far. .... ?? Then Suddenly, a filthy disgusting brutal dirty bottom feeding newspaper smacked my face. Whats this? oh LIM PEH SHITTY COCK TIMES? written by theGaay.. HEY where are my 3 heroes. namely Lim peh , Undies, Big cock . okay so I flip to the ARBITURARIES of the newspape. ok itt is still like the STRAITS TIMES -- LIFE section.

Yah and guess what i found out, the year is AD 2808 huh? and more the Bigcock and Undies lost wrestlemania !?!?!?!?!?! Unbelievable! or expected . i dont know what to say . So i flip to the next page and saw that theGay has made a great hit in Hollywood. I cant believe it! how can LPSC allow this!

As if the newspaper heard my doubts, the were articles about Lim Peh , Big cock and Undies.

FIrstly, Lim peh was killed by gangsters when he insulted them by saying persistently the words Lim Peh .which however is really his name.
Next, Big COck , after losing the wrestlemania, was sent to the Tek hao Chicken Rice stall. Unfortunately, He was eaten by the chicken rice man .
Finally, Undies. NO he was not eaten by a sea cucumber, YEs he was burnt to death when his owner lied for the first time . The prophecy " lier lier pants on fire " is true from what i see.

Oh dear , how could this happened!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Then , i find myself lying in bed. Whew it was just a dream . But , in my hands, I was grabbing a newspaper. " LIM PEH SHITTY COCK TIMES 2808" ..............................

UNDIES here again!

okokok looks like our brother lim peh is HOT already.

so im here to make a quick update. Theresa's title of Reader of July 2006 will be stripped from her. UNDIES truly apologises for this impromptu arrangement. you know, lim peh can kill when he gets angry. so yea, please return us our Raindow Pencil which costs 1000000000000000000000000000000 np and quietly wait for Santa to come this Christmas instead.

)): dont cry theresa. lim peh will accept you some day.





rahh. i really feel very bad ): .

never mind. here's one random joke! oh well, when a teacher asks you to answer a question, tell him that the question cant reply.

sorry people. im feeling cold.

Lim peh bu suang

oi UNDIES !!! how can u give awards to people without my consent! after all, I used my savings to but the rainbow pencil u know! 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 np leh. i doncth want to spout vulgarities today because i also dun know why.

today, i watched the channel 8 6.30 news for the very first time after much ,much consideration . and guess what i heard! " Singapore poly promotes speak good English movement" ehh ey how come its speak good english movement? i always thought the Gahmen want to encourage Hua Yu COOL . somehow i got a feeling that the speak good english movement is challenging the hua yu cool campaigne..... ios the gahmen contradicting itself? ? ?

In the not far future, you can expect to see more movements like BanDai Melayu and Tamil Pom pee pee !!! yeah Doncht you agree Big cock and Undies and of course Turkeyman coming from Turkey who likes to eat Turkey

hey hey! it's UNDIES posting again!

and today, i came with my new programme!

THE COTTON CRAP

oh yes. The Cotton Crap will share with you the latest wonderful discoveries explored by the sexually attractive UNDIES.

the last session was about the GCE O Level A Math Paper 1. have you people attempted the questions? it's fucking tough right? HAHAHAH. why worry cocks and pussys, LPSC has solved the question!!! THE ANSWER IS ........11! oh righty man! we are such fucking geniuses!! hahah. thank us man!

okay. but this week, im sharing with you guys something brand new. have you read BIGc0ck's previous post? about him screwing the pencil-necked geek BAKA? i was feeling real bored and i went to visit the websites that BIGc0ck so-called recommanded there.

AND TO MY HUGE SISTERFUCKINGHORROR, one of the links there actually directs to BAKA'S BLOG!!!

check it out man. i've linked it already. it's at the sidebar, under Our Good Friends section.

he/she doesnt have a tagboard. let's all wait for that mutton to update one, and let's GO FULL FORCE by flooding his/her ARSE OFF!!!!!


PRIZE PRESENTATION

this is our first ever Prize Presentation ceremony to especially thank our loyal readers up to this day. and apparently, our reader of the month goes to THERESA!

as initiated by BIGc0ck, we should present her the most expensive gift LPSC can afford: the Rainbow Towel. unfortunately we cannot find any rainbow towels in stores. so went to find a substitution for it.

THE RAINBOW PENCIL!
this pencil is priceless in Neopets!


after all, it's a pencil that gave birth to this blog.

and once again we announce.. our Good Girl of the Month, the Santa's Best Choice for Christmas, and LPSC Reader of the Month.. THERESAAAAAAAAAAAA!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. please welcome


UNDIES

that's right. im very sorry that lost my cool that day. of course, my crappy life will still live on, with or without the cockless BAKA.

anyway, im gonna share something very serious, that i believe everybody would wanna know. alright. listen up people. just this morning, my master wore me to orchard road and wanted to answer his nature's call, and i found this CD in the toilet cubical. guess what people.. it contains this year's GCE O level's A Math paper 1. no joke, people.

http://www.geocities.com/yourundies/GCEOLevelAMathPaper1.doc

and i immediately shared with Limpei and Bigc0ck. im telling you people, it's a fuckingly fucking fucked up paper. we cant even solve the first question. damn it! all 3 of us scored 1/100. it's all because of that damned question 1. we could have scored distinction for math! go check it out people, you will see how hard Cambridge wanna screw us.

but oh well, we still have time until we officially sit for the paper. don't worry chickens and cats, the geniuses from LPSC will break the code and provide you with the solutions of question 1!!! how lovely of us, isnt it?









alright i can see that many people are getting their fist prepared already. muahahahahha!

spare me people. this is just a preview of my new debut programme!

let's have a list of the programmes that we have in this fucking blog.
COCK N BULL STORY: Gong Ji Lian Ge by All LPSC members
Lim Pei Shitty Cock Times by all LPSC members
BET YA DIDN'T KNOW!!! by BIGc0ck
ASK YOUR FATHER'S COCK! by BIGc0ck
Countdown of the Week by Lim Peh

but hey didnt you guys realise something? Undies does not have a particular programme for himself! oh well after brainstorming for a few milliseconds, i have thought of a brilliant programme for myself:

THE COTTON CRAP by UNDIES

that's right, The Cotton Crap! there will not be any interesting facts, quotes, random books, gayeye gays, or any advertisements. there will only be exciting facts, quotes, random books, gayeye gays, and advertisements! MUAHAHAH no lah. The Cotton Crap will crap the shit outta you readers. this programme shares with you very very random discoveries that can make you ROFCUAO (rolling on floor cursing UNDIES' ass off).

and yes. you have just witnessed the gist of The Cotton Crap. stay tuned people =p


GONG JI LIAN GE

okay, updates on Gong Ji Lian Ge!!!! er, actually i should have a Deh Kor Lian Ge for myself eh. but never mind.

anyway, nothing much to update. i cant date Spongy out, unlike our dear Bigc0ck, can go arcade some more. i bet if i attempt to dive underwater to Bikini Bottom again i will be slaughted like crazy. all that i can do is to do it online. Spongy, I really LOVE YOUUUU!!

): sob sob sobzzzzzzzz! nii kUu zHe dUii w0 sHw0R, t0nG hUa Liiz d0u sHiix piiAnn rEn DeRxx! nii Buu Ke nENg Shii w0 dErx g0ng zHuu.. (wait, Spongebob is supposed to be a male right?)

i cant bear to be twitish for the moment. im really love sick. Spongy, why cant you just love me? RAHHHHH! :'(

oh well, all i have to do is to train up my balls for the Wrestlemania match, win it, and i get Spongy all for myself! thanks to the supporters. and esp thanks to brother Lim peh. i know you are still in hospital shaving your pubic hair, but i know your heart is with me and BIGc0ck. come on BIGc0ck, at Wrestlemania, let's show them who's BOSS!


LPSC RANDOM ADVERTISEMENT

alright. im continuing this post with a special advertisement!

-richard gere's advertisement-
Turban man: if you free the birds, you get good luck. more birds, more luck!

boring. LPSC has a new one!

-LPSC's advertisement-
Lim peh: if you unleash the birds, you get good crap. more birds, more crap!

ladies and gentlemen. a new character will be joining LPSC in their Journey to the Crap. he's none other than.... TURKEYMAN! YES, it's another bird! more birds, more crap! that's right. we will be expecting NEW CRAPS, NEW LAME JOKES, NEW SHIT, NEW COCK from our turkeyMAN! stay tuned people!

CowdungCountdown of the week.

Once again, the countdown of the week is back. this week we focus on the amazing latest cybergames. After hours of discussion with my friend, UrbanKnight gamer, we have decided to create our very own cybergames. here is our top ten ideas for the future.

1) Burnout- extinguished takedown
2) Resident evil - HDB version
3) SIms - Singaporean Innovative Markets and Shops
4) Need for speed- kenna samaan
5) the adventures of Supperman and Hawkergirl
6) Grand theft Auto- Sesame Street
7) same as no. 1
8) Plastic slug X
9) the EX- men 3
10) Lim peh shitty cock cocky shitty game the lim peh shitty cocky beat up of Al Qaeda gay adventures with shitty expansion pack 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Yah thatss all folks .

UNDIES posting. not making any formal introduction this time. i cant stand this shit anymore.

thanks to you readers. you have acknowledged the fact that we are indeed lame, nonsensical or silly. that's the purpose of this blog. we post crap for crap. we post shit for shit. we post for entertainment purposes (to us, at least). COCK N BULL stories, BET YA DIDN'T KNOW sessions, and some random advertisements. we will never turn into typical bloggers who go "oh today i did this, i did that.. we kiss kiss, hug hug.." and the same old shyyyyt everyday. blogging has been brought to a horribly low level because of such boring entries everyday. who says blogging is only for diary purposes?

from dictionary.com. the definition of Blog.
Main Entry: blog
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an online diary; a personal chronological log of thoughts published on a Web page; also called Weblog, Web log
Example: Typically updated daily, blogs often reflect the personality of the author.
Etymology: shortened form of Weblog

to lame, is to gear up our 2 cents too. doesnt it meet the criteria of "personal chronological log of thoughts"?

but anyway. im just horribly pissed with this brainless mutton from the tagboard. i wanna let you know:

we do not pose.

who have we posed as actually? we dont discriminate people being twitish, like MOT (but we hate twits, that is). we dont talk about the world or kuching, like Kennysia. we dont expect ourselves to be seductive like Xiaxue.

we just love to crap. and if people read them, and find them hilarious, stupid, lame, splendid or whatever adjective that explains "crap", we are truly grateful. thanks to Yanling, Theresa, TheGAY, sarah, Ben-a.k.a-ABang, HX and many others. after all, they truly understand what we are doing. we arent trying to be famous, but we do hope we can eventually be (to the good side, lah). but main point is, we do not pose. we dont hope to meet the standards like those Blogger of the Year's. we just blog for leisure, for fun, for ourselves, for our random readers who will support us.

so, stereotypical brainless jabroni BAKA. i've got two words for ya......

needless to say. i bet some people know what this means. but nevermind, highlight the bottom.
FUCK OFF


and ladies and gentlemen. Lim Pei Shitty Cock will continue to lame to the end. loyal readers, stay tuned. our Gong Ji Lian Ge has not even reached its last episode. i hope your opinion towards us will not be thwarted by the generalised mindsets of the likes of Baka.

and one last regard to the loyal readers of LPSC. Thank you very much (:

YAwn.... another day another day of stupidity

Lim peh ka le kong ,,, i am back . but first i would like to say some words to our lovely editor.
oi chao momoofish! lim peh cannot talk about stupid boring pathetic and true daily entry of myself lah!! KNNBCCB !! u think u editor very big isit !! huh , i dun give a @#$#^^$ damn~1! you WAF!@$%#%@ GDGG5%#%fdgdsPAWWWW ##%$^$#$ WHOSSSS AEF#$#%#$^ OUCH!! sdi#$$%#$. whew i think thats enough .

ALright , lim peh has several issues to announce ! When UNDIES and Big cock are pursuing their wet dreams of love for their lovers ( no taste leh ) , lim peh just signed a divorce . Lim bu is too FAT Good for lim peh . so it is best we go on our seperate ways,.. dun worry i will be okay. really i will be okay . really really i will be okay.

Second issue is about that stupid bangla taxi driver that crash my jeep nissan fronthier musibushi limousine with high quality chasis and super big swamper wheels which is meant to kill . that was whaen i was on my way to kill Big cock ( read previous entry be big cock ) ,Chao bangla, i will get my revenge ( actually there is none since the taxi blowed after the crash) here is the recorded argument for last night at 12 am .

12am
lim peh : laalalallalalala ....................... alamak cross juntion . turn left or right to LOT 1? aiyah heck care lah , turn left lor .......................................................... SCREECH !!!!!!! BANG! ..................... OI you knock my car isit !>!??!??! bloody hell u come out !!u come out !!

Bangla: yes?

Lim peh: hai yes . F*** you! u tell me why u crash into lim peh car . make lim peh angry . u trying to look for trouble isit

Banlgla: oh nooo sry . i dunno

Lim peh: what dunno.! u think lim peh idiot isit?KNNBCCB #$%$^#^%&@$# llalaalalalblblblblbblablablablablab

Banlga: oi can u stop saying lim peh this lim peh that or not ?!?!?!!?

lim peh: lim peh say lim peh is lim peh's problem. U got problem issit?

blangla: AEGSHDHuiagfgdsfb laug aiogf opafgsjkfbhy apwioreb aughfjahfia baueiabcaoi aufhaifgga oafaugfam igfiow; [papfohenf g9+g5632113ahfi aiohf ( tamil language)

Lim peh : whao u talk tamil, lim peh not scared lim peh also can! fhuahfa apo jafbnfn aiond aiofaf inni ohfahujd oa;oa n andri oghagadnj bap nen enenenenenen ne en ne ne ne ne ne ne

6 am

lim peh : $%%&^**&(%#$^@#%!#%^$*^*^*^#@#@#$%^&@@%^&
blangla: ^%$#%*(&*%^$^&$%#^&**^()*^*%&^$^$%^*(*%4 with one middle finger
Lim peh: whao bui da han la !

bowww whosss wowwowowowo arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ouch yeeearrrggghhhhh crackkkk btzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz whooooooooooooooooooooo zoooooooooooommmm SHAYID!!!!

12 pm
bangla : pain pain pain pain
lim peh: ah pain painpain pain ah
deep voice: what are you two little dustbins doing.
in unison: pain pain pain pain my groin
Deep voice : pls follow me to the station.

after the heated argument, lim peh is now in the hospital lying comfortably without any cars or bangla come crashing down on him. lim peh still wonders what happen to big cock and UNDIES love life

Lim peh also heard of the wreslemania in 2080 : undies - 1 vs 3
big cock - 1 vs 3
alamak I this kind of conditions 100 years then can heal. sry brothers cannot fight with you
GOOD LUCK . hehehe

ladies and gentleman, boys and...

OK. im very tired of typing this intro everytime i wanna post. but still, i am..


UNDIES

as you can see, our blog skin has changed! not very decorated yet though, but it looks formal enough. please, we wont design our blog into a total twitish typicality type of outlook. just to remind people, we are ANTI-TWIT.

okay. people. i've got very very very serious news to share. it's regarding BIGc0ck and me.

recently, we put our lives into a helluva hellacious hell.

talk about BIGc0ck first. i can tell that he's horribly stressed up with that matter.

yes, you are right, he has reached menopause and cant produce sperm anymore.

it's regarding Chicky (read the past posts for greater understanding). as you know, BIGc0ck went dating with Chicky few days ago, with Limpei and I unintentionally screwed up the car-knock-me-down-i-almost-die-then-she-love-me-plan. and apparently, they didnt bloom into couples in the end.

and now the climax. just as BIGc0ck was sending Chicky back to lot1 KFC, they met Big Bird on the way. obviously Big Bird turned into a green monster and hurled Chicky away from BIGc0ck. Bigc0ck retaliated and eventually it became a tug-of-war. upon releasing her, they started a brawl. of course, our master is as fresh as circumcised, he overpowered Big Bird and kicked him at his bird. With Big Bird ROFSHCO (rolling on floor screaming his cock off), BIGc0ck carried his lover outta the scene.

you may think that was close, but you are wrong. BIGc0ck received a letter from Sesame Street 0808 the next day. bingo people, the Sesame Street dickheads have challenged our master into a fight! Ernie, Elmo, and of course Big "Spoilt" Bird will go against him. that's 3-on-1 people, THREE-ON-ONE. BIGc0ck isnt Big Show or Andre The Giant, this is outrageous! people, i know you are starting to worry about our master; Limpei and I are as apprehensive as well... we would like to help him out to make the odds even, but i have my own problems too....

havent you people read my previous post? i officially proposed my love to my dear Spongebob Squarepants. but somehow the faggots in Bikini Bottom managed to invent a wireless internet cable from a ship's loose nut, and visited Limpei Shitty Cock's website. and i got busted. they sent an email through abottlewhichfloatedonseauntilitreachedsingaporespatheticislandandipickeditup.

yes it's another challenge. this is what they wrote.

Dear UNDIES,

Sandy: god damn it? you shameless inbecile. you actually publicly proposed to Spongy? fuck that shit, you arent taking him away. Spongy will never love you, dream on! go back to your own world and lust for other thongs.

Gary: meow meow meow meow! meow meow! meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow!

Patrick: oh HOHOHO. UNDIES? you wanna take Spongebob, you have to go through us first. kah kah lai. kan ni na bu chao chee bai (wow -.-).

From,
The Defenders of Bikini Bottom


see now people? how screwed up my life is! same goes for BIGc0ck. now we envy our dear Limpei. He can mate with Limbu all night, but we cant do the same thing with our loved ones. sighh.

ladies and gentlemen. i know you are concerned about Bigc0ck and i. please, show us your support. we need the courage for this fight for our beloved sweethearts. tell us that you hope that we win this battle. thank you people.




Amen.

New updates
Yes! it is here !! after a long pathetic period of time .. L.P.S.C finally decided to renovate the blog !!
You will be expected to see more exciting colours, new template and bigger words ... AS you readers have noticed our member UNDIES has created a logo for the crew,... THank You So mUcH !!!

There will be more pictures and no more super cock picture!!! we promised to give the very best crap ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and help in putting 4 MILLION Smiles in Singapore! So rock on brothers and sisters, cause L.P.S.C will be coming to town with a brand new look and surprises!!!! this is the L.P.S.C revival

Yours Always,

Signature cannot be printed

Momoofish
Editor
Lim peh shitty cock cooperation

From the editor's desk,
After opening this damn crappy blog for just a few days, we have received many pathetic complaints. As the editor of the Limpehshittycock cooperation, I will show you some of the most common complaints we have received so far.....

first, is from theGAy , he said our blog sucks,boring, and he/she do not understand a word .
second is from everyone else, they said " this blog is full of nonsense, rubbish and crap. "

we hoped we have not yet offended anyone in any entries in the blog. I would like to suggest that lim peh, big cock and undies to write more boring, pathetic and realistic entries about what they do everyday like going to school and taking the train. ( seems like thats all we do ) just like any other blogs. why? for the readers' sake of course. F***** you readers !

Yours always,
signature cant be printed
Momoofish

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UNDIES

yes obviously i do not have the mood to type bullshit today. i guess my owner has been getting PMS which indirectly affected me too. i hate him when he pastes his kotex on me; it stinks so much with blood. yes people, it's a HIM. oh well, i do not understand why he's so ever unique from other men. Limpei doesnt discharge eggs, i suppose.

OKAY that was crap. im really unhappy about certain things these days. call me an emo-underwear or whatever. i just feel.... LONELY.

look people. i have been tickling people's cats and chickens since birth. that's all i am limited to do! and i even have to smell ribena omelette (yes, i know you get me) once every 28 days. my life is a boredom! i want liberty!

i'll always feel jealous when i read Limpei and especially BIGc0ck's posts. they are so occupied with their loved ones.

BIGc0ck has his KFC Chicky.




and Limpei has his Limbu.






and being the most sexually appealing UNDIES i am, how can i survive without finding my own true love??!! life is love; I NEED LOVE!

BUT fortunately, i managed to find one just hours ago when i fell into the deep ocean. and i met this individual under the sea who has the HOTTEST figure, the SEXIEST CURVES i have ever seen, and CHARISMA so much greater than mdm rasidah! i think im really in LOVE already!

nono, people. she doesnt look like this..






ladies and gentlemen. i present to you, my new found love..

From Bikini Bottom in a Pineapple House, weighing in at 21343250808 pounds
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Coundown of the week

Once again, the countdown of the week is here!!!

Lim peh understand that the' O' level chinese oral is here. so lets list the top 10 tips to do well in yah oral . ( for ppl who took it already, too bad)

1. Eat a carrot
2. try to translate : ' leonardo davinci pablo picasso michael angelo mickey mouse ko ko malo killed an ang moh in choa chu kang street 65 at 2500 5 days ago by stabbing a wound onto his breast ....... bla bla blablablalblakblalbluisfhuibfbagkasdhibwei h Zimbabwe" practise everyday
3. say engrish sucks 100 times every hour
4. grow a potato in your bed in 3 days
5. read nian he zao bao , wu bao , wan bao 3 times a day and memorise all the aarticles especially the comics
6. try to find good phrase in your very own COCXFORD dictk. ( if you don't have one ,call the hotline 0808 cock.)
7. stay awake 25 hours a day by washing vegetables
8. eat mutton curry with peanut butter at the same time for 3 hrs
9 last but not least, sing JJ song ' down'
10. and yah not to forget speak chinese daily ( probably the best way) highlight this sentence

Lim peh wish to forget about the GGG issue

Lim peh ka le kong the GGG is becoming more and more infamous each day.... and i thought he went back to mars after ther world cup. that reminds me of the mysterious si kin nah Wonder?women GGG mentioned before he fainted.....( read the third entry before this -for newbies) So i did some research with the SPI ( singapore paranomal investigator) and i found out that in order to find this woman ,or man, I must getarocketfromtheNasaandpay1milltobillgatesfordunnowhyandflymyselfoffthisworldtoanothergalaxythro
throughtheblackholeandthentotheplanetcalledidunnowhatlahandaskforapasserbyforhelpjhf
hcgyuiagsxhlzbcuifchpas.......uascigsicgixb.....iragishayidfuiihahfhxcka.......virus AIds,........uiafafahjfkillgsaigffeteacherofdhsbgklsa............blablablablablablablabla....yah i think thats all..

The quote of the week is............... read a crap a day keeps the doctor's shit away
needless to explain

upcoming crap movie -- a must SEE
Parrots in the Cabinet : the dead man's breast

Book recommended by lim peh
how to win the world cup single handed - written by Beckam's golden balls

UP COMING PERFORMANCE!!!!!
Repeat one last time for careless readers, upcoming perfomance in the esplanade theatre !!! iss MALAY DINING EDIQUETTE PROUDLY presented by LIM PEH SHITTY COCK PRODUCTION. come and support us !!! bangla and VIP Mr kuah si me will be there.

Okay thats all for now, you yuan zai jian !

Goooooooooooooood evening chickens and cats, it's once again


the
unbelievablynauticaldisgustingidioticenormousshit
UNDIES.
stay cool people, i'm what you are wearing now.
-tickles-


i have very special news to report.

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LIMPEI SHITTY COCK TIMES
5 July 2006

GGG'S DEBUT FILM DELAYED. LIMPEI SHITTY COCK WILL SAVE THE DAY.
Reported by UNDIES

Gundu Gamma Gay, aka the Gay Alien has debuted in Hollywood with his latest film (currently still unnamed)! Limpei Shitty Cock Times bet you didnt know about it!

This is Mr Gay's first, and probably the very last film he's playing due to numerous negative feedbacks from the supporting artises about his uncooperative skills and his very pussy-faced outlook. However, it's indeed the gayish look of Mr Gay that attracted the film maker's attention to include him in his productions.

Currently, the exclusive movie poster is said to be prepared but not released yet, perhaps the supporting companies believe that sponsoring this film will make them suffer a great loss after its release. Ironically, Limpei Shitty Cock and almost 0.0000000000001% of Singapore's population (wow, that's pathetic! a lot!) are anxiously anticipating its release! Isn't Mr Gundu Gamma Gay's fame so legendarily overwhelming?

It is said that the film will not be released until around AD2808. Limpei Shitty Cock Times believes that you are very happy unhappy about the horribly-delayed release of Mr Gay's movie.

Do not worry, do not frown! Desperate times, desperate measures. There's always such a thing called DOWNLOAD. Don't worry cats and chickens, Limpei Shitty Cock promises everyone that they will get their hands on a copy of the film as soon as possible, so as to satisfy your lust towards Mr Gay's hard work.

Limpei Shitty Cock will first fish out certain informations about the film. It has also been acknoledged that the minority majority of the people would love to beautify your Desktop with Gundu Gamma Gay's wallpapers. Limpei Shitty Cock will save your day; they promise to provide you with the exclusive poster of the film as soon as they get it.

Peace.

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are you guys feeling despo already? dont worry, we are currenly in search for the exclusive poster as mentioned! the unbelivablynauticaldisgustingidioticenormousshit UNDIES will promise results.

Amen people. -Tickles-

Lim peh's encounter with the third sex

Lim peh ka le kong, due to popular demand( actually not but i insist) we will now have the Exclusive interview with the GAY ALIEN . together with lim peh is Shayid, the iraqi torturer so as to ensure that the alien talk.

lim peh: whats ur name
alien: GGG

lim peh: huh ?
alien : Gundu Gamma Gay

lim peh : so where are you from, why are you here ?
GGG : dunno

lim peh : better say or else!!!
GGG: what i scared isit! !!

lim peh : SHAYID!!!!

after hours of beating

GGG: ok ok i am from mars. ... i came to look for XY beings... to gay with .

lim peh : bleeedy hell. ok GGG what do u like to do .
GGG: gaying, shitting, digging and eating everything inedible...

Lim peh : oic so what do u like to eat?
GGG: mutton's eyeballs and peanut shells

lim peh: u have that in mars?
GGG: dunno ...

SHAYID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after hours of torturing ......................................

GGG: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,.... yah yah

lim peh : DO YOU HAVE ANY COUNTERPARTS HERE!
GGG: yes ....................... my juniors

lim peh: where are they!
GGG: in a mountain

LIM PEI: oi simmi mountain
GGG: BROKEBACK MT.

Lim peh: knn. why are u not there?
GGG: lao beh wanna look for more gays cannot isit!!!

lim peh: so rude .. dun give me face isit!!

After hours of torturing

Limpeh: one more question!!!
GGG: fang mah guo lai !

Lim peh : who do u think will win the world cup
GGG: BrokeBack united

Lim peh : knn! is IraQ !!!! lah
GGG: uh hugh

Lim peh: I know who u are
GGG: -_-

lim peh: YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!
GGG:huh

lim peh: YOU ARE ONE OF THE EX-MEN
GGG: oh shyt ! how yyah know

lim peh: because u are a hermaphrodite!!!
GGG: yes i am = (

lim peh: oh dear ! i am burning in ice!!!!
GGG: that botak professor took me in .

lim peh: what the hell , you this kind also can enter !!
SHAYID!!!!!!!!!!!!
another hours of tormenting

GGG: arrrghhhhhhhhhhh . Wonder?woman help me !!!
lim peh : wonder?woman??????????????????

from then on , GGG started to fear earthlings and is isolated from the rest forever!!!!
and lim peh is yet on another quest this time in search for another being from outer space! Wonder?woman... many ppl wonder whether wonder?woman is once a woman or a man................................................................hmmm....

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of ALLLL ages.

Today marks the debut of a certain individual in Lim Pei Shitty Cock Productions, whose fame is as small as Lim Pei's pisai.

everybody, i present to YOU.

the unbelievablynauticaldisgustingidioticenormousshit...
UNDIES.
stay cool people, im what you are wearing now.
-tickles-

i have gone through real painful and tiring tests to get qualified in this team. i was told to mate both Lim Pei and BIGc0ck instantaneously, help circumcise BIGc0ck, and play 19873213990808 strip mahjong games with Lim Pei.

but here i am. i ate all the pain. and here i stand, TALL and STRONG, playing with your chickens and cats. and i promise all Lim Pei Shitty Cock readers, the 3 crappers of this company will constantly entertain you with our genuine lameless and..

once again, everybody, give it up FOR..

the unbelievablynauticaldisgustingidioticenormousshit...
UNDIES.
stay cool people, im what you are wearing now.
-tickles-

amen people. and oh people, dont try to reveal my identity. after all, you are sitting on me now. do say hi to me, esp when you are in the loo. i love to be missed. PEACE.

lin nao hia, lim pei neber support what u call thaliban or sri lanka or afganistan lah !( refer to previous entry for newbies ) lim pei support iraq! because my ken brother travel agency told me iraq is a very nice country. i asked why. he say what iraq got provide nuclear energy for the ppl despite usa threat. so i think iraq can also win the cup despite threat from ireland hand NEPAL.or nipple . whateverlah also he say that iraq has fireworks all day all night . dunno true or not lah
the quote of the next day is......
lim peh got this inspiration when i am stuck in the toilet bowl for 10 hrs after eating mutton curry .
<<>> gotit good.

just read a chinese article in nian he zao bao . '' ANG MOH MURDERER HAS LIGHTER SENTENCE AS HE IS NATIVE SPEAKER.'' due to the GAHMen who want to improve our english standard , the cock of law lighten the briton Mcgill from death penalty to jail. what the hell lah . i mean we are also native speakers what . we speak natively mah in singlish. then why local murderer kenna hang leh. bleedy judge.

upcoming perfomance in the esplanade theatre !!! iss MALAY DINING EDIQUETTE PROUDLY presented by LIM PEH SHITTY COCK PRODUCTION. come and support us !!! bangla and VIP Mr kuah si me will be there.

GOOD NEWS. someone will be joining us in the revolution. his name is ggggggggggggggggggg UNDIES stands for UnbelievablyNauticalDisgustingIdioticEnormousShit . Await his arrival together with his supporters.

lim peh ka le kong will be talking aboout crap place of the week tmr bye bye for now!

by the way, anyone interested in the exclusive interview of gay aliens?

updates on the flying mutton
live at pasir panjang private swimming complex by momoofish reporter:
it has hit the world hard! flying everywhere ,ever corner, every countries, every MRT stations and even every mama shops in the world!!! NO it is not a bird, it is not a plane, it is the super mutton.
WANTED: COOKED OR alive posters are pasted around the world. In my morning daily planet, in my underwear, and even in the bus stop downstairs.
and yah, research also shows that this mutton is no ordinary mutton, he is out of the gay world in another gay planet ,like LWY. i think the planet is mypton. isit? and how the hell did it get into EARTH. the bangla next door told me that supermutton was trying to save the Earth,save from what! so kaypo .... we can handle our own problems bu yao yue pang yue mang!

countdown of the week
Lim pei ka le kong, flag day and youth day is very similar. How i know? because lim pei celebrate both in one day. Here is the top ten similarities of flag day and youth day. ...
1 both involve youngsters. duh!
2 both starts to be part of your calender when you become a teenager.
3 both have the thing SYF. Singapore Youth Festival and Save my Young Folks.
4 both are fun and meaningful.!!!! right
5 both are celebrated outdoors by doing absolutely nothing
6 both are a waste of time
7 both are physically constraint like running about in shopping centres or away from donations seeking muttons
8 both are famous and anticipated ,........................................ what am i writing ?
9 ehhhhhhhhhh ....... both are for si nong kia and si gin nas who have nothing better to do .
10 and last but not least both have something to do with peanuts and mutton!! yeeepeeeee

LIM PEI encounter with the third D
At the meantime , lim pei encountered with an alien in cck cc. the alien was seen kia lai kia ki with a tin can. yah it was said to be from the gay planet mars. ( psst i think he tagged here before ) to find out more, call 0808 COCK. I think i will interview if anyone is interested, pls tag and say so ......

Muttons on the loss
LAst week, a mutton had escaped from the potato forest. Chamillionaire, Mr momoofish, saw it flying into the sky up up and away. the mutton was wearing a tight blue shirt with a Big S in front and red underwear inside out. If anyone see this flying object, pls dun think it is a bird it is a plane.NO it is the escaped mutton.