Time TRAVEL?????
Behind the editor's desk,
hey it is me again. once again, i am pleased with the blog's success and would like to thank everyone for supporting our blog. I hope it is not too late to say this but last evening i dreamt about the future of this LPSC crew.
I see myself in a deserted place. It is like the consequences of the third war world. Has ISreal gone too far. .... ?? Then Suddenly, a filthy disgusting brutal dirty bottom feeding newspaper smacked my face. Whats this? oh LIM PEH SHITTY COCK TIMES? written by theGaay.. HEY where are my 3 heroes. namely Lim peh , Undies, Big cock . okay so I flip to the ARBITURARIES of the newspape. ok itt is still like the STRAITS TIMES -- LIFE section.
Yah and guess what i found out, the year is AD 2808 huh? and more the Bigcock and Undies lost wrestlemania !?!?!?!?!?! Unbelievable! or expected . i dont know what to say . So i flip to the next page and saw that theGay has made a great hit in Hollywood. I cant believe it! how can LPSC allow this!
As if the newspaper heard my doubts, the were articles about Lim Peh , Big cock and Undies.
FIrstly, Lim peh was killed by gangsters when he insulted them by saying persistently the words Lim Peh .which however is really his name.
Next, Big COck , after losing the wrestlemania, was sent to the Tek hao Chicken Rice stall. Unfortunately, He was eaten by the chicken rice man .
Finally, Undies. NO he was not eaten by a sea cucumber, YEs he was burnt to death when his owner lied for the first time . The prophecy " lier lier pants on fire " is true from what i see.
Oh dear , how could this happened!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Then , i find myself lying in bed. Whew it was just a dream . But , in my hands, I was grabbing a newspaper. " LIM PEH SHITTY COCK TIMES 2808" ..............................
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