ladies and gentleman, boys and...

OK. im very tired of typing this intro everytime i wanna post. but still, i am..


UNDIES

as you can see, our blog skin has changed! not very decorated yet though, but it looks formal enough. please, we wont design our blog into a total twitish typicality type of outlook. just to remind people, we are ANTI-TWIT.

okay. people. i've got very very very serious news to share. it's regarding BIGc0ck and me.

recently, we put our lives into a helluva hellacious hell.

talk about BIGc0ck first. i can tell that he's horribly stressed up with that matter.

yes, you are right, he has reached menopause and cant produce sperm anymore.

it's regarding Chicky (read the past posts for greater understanding). as you know, BIGc0ck went dating with Chicky few days ago, with Limpei and I unintentionally screwed up the car-knock-me-down-i-almost-die-then-she-love-me-plan. and apparently, they didnt bloom into couples in the end.

and now the climax. just as BIGc0ck was sending Chicky back to lot1 KFC, they met Big Bird on the way. obviously Big Bird turned into a green monster and hurled Chicky away from BIGc0ck. Bigc0ck retaliated and eventually it became a tug-of-war. upon releasing her, they started a brawl. of course, our master is as fresh as circumcised, he overpowered Big Bird and kicked him at his bird. With Big Bird ROFSHCO (rolling on floor screaming his cock off), BIGc0ck carried his lover outta the scene.

you may think that was close, but you are wrong. BIGc0ck received a letter from Sesame Street 0808 the next day. bingo people, the Sesame Street dickheads have challenged our master into a fight! Ernie, Elmo, and of course Big "Spoilt" Bird will go against him. that's 3-on-1 people, THREE-ON-ONE. BIGc0ck isnt Big Show or Andre The Giant, this is outrageous! people, i know you are starting to worry about our master; Limpei and I are as apprehensive as well... we would like to help him out to make the odds even, but i have my own problems too....

havent you people read my previous post? i officially proposed my love to my dear Spongebob Squarepants. but somehow the faggots in Bikini Bottom managed to invent a wireless internet cable from a ship's loose nut, and visited Limpei Shitty Cock's website. and i got busted. they sent an email through abottlewhichfloatedonseauntilitreachedsingaporespatheticislandandipickeditup.

yes it's another challenge. this is what they wrote.

Dear UNDIES,

Sandy: god damn it? you shameless inbecile. you actually publicly proposed to Spongy? fuck that shit, you arent taking him away. Spongy will never love you, dream on! go back to your own world and lust for other thongs.

Gary: meow meow meow meow! meow meow! meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow! meow meow meow meow meow!

Patrick: oh HOHOHO. UNDIES? you wanna take Spongebob, you have to go through us first. kah kah lai. kan ni na bu chao chee bai (wow -.-).

From,
The Defenders of Bikini Bottom


see now people? how screwed up my life is! same goes for BIGc0ck. now we envy our dear Limpei. He can mate with Limbu all night, but we cant do the same thing with our loved ones. sighh.

ladies and gentlemen. i know you are concerned about Bigc0ck and i. please, show us your support. we need the courage for this fight for our beloved sweethearts. tell us that you hope that we win this battle. thank you people.




Amen.