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UNDIES

yes obviously i do not have the mood to type bullshit today. i guess my owner has been getting PMS which indirectly affected me too. i hate him when he pastes his kotex on me; it stinks so much with blood. yes people, it's a HIM. oh well, i do not understand why he's so ever unique from other men. Limpei doesnt discharge eggs, i suppose.

OKAY that was crap. im really unhappy about certain things these days. call me an emo-underwear or whatever. i just feel.... LONELY.

look people. i have been tickling people's cats and chickens since birth. that's all i am limited to do! and i even have to smell ribena omelette (yes, i know you get me) once every 28 days. my life is a boredom! i want liberty!

i'll always feel jealous when i read Limpei and especially BIGc0ck's posts. they are so occupied with their loved ones.

BIGc0ck has his KFC Chicky.




and Limpei has his Limbu.






and being the most sexually appealing UNDIES i am, how can i survive without finding my own true love??!! life is love; I NEED LOVE!

BUT fortunately, i managed to find one just hours ago when i fell into the deep ocean. and i met this individual under the sea who has the HOTTEST figure, the SEXIEST CURVES i have ever seen, and CHARISMA so much greater than mdm rasidah! i think im really in LOVE already!

nono, people. she doesnt look like this..






ladies and gentlemen. i present to you, my new found love..

From Bikini Bottom in a Pineapple House, weighing in at 21343250808 pounds
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!