LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. please welcome


UNDIES

that's right. im very sorry that lost my cool that day. of course, my crappy life will still live on, with or without the cockless BAKA.

anyway, im gonna share something very serious, that i believe everybody would wanna know. alright. listen up people. just this morning, my master wore me to orchard road and wanted to answer his nature's call, and i found this CD in the toilet cubical. guess what people.. it contains this year's GCE O level's A Math paper 1. no joke, people.

http://www.geocities.com/yourundies/GCEOLevelAMathPaper1.doc

and i immediately shared with Limpei and Bigc0ck. im telling you people, it's a fuckingly fucking fucked up paper. we cant even solve the first question. damn it! all 3 of us scored 1/100. it's all because of that damned question 1. we could have scored distinction for math! go check it out people, you will see how hard Cambridge wanna screw us.

but oh well, we still have time until we officially sit for the paper. don't worry chickens and cats, the geniuses from LPSC will break the code and provide you with the solutions of question 1!!! how lovely of us, isnt it?









alright i can see that many people are getting their fist prepared already. muahahahahha!

spare me people. this is just a preview of my new debut programme!

let's have a list of the programmes that we have in this fucking blog.
COCK N BULL STORY: Gong Ji Lian Ge by All LPSC members
Lim Pei Shitty Cock Times by all LPSC members
BET YA DIDN'T KNOW!!! by BIGc0ck
ASK YOUR FATHER'S COCK! by BIGc0ck
Countdown of the Week by Lim Peh

but hey didnt you guys realise something? Undies does not have a particular programme for himself! oh well after brainstorming for a few milliseconds, i have thought of a brilliant programme for myself:

THE COTTON CRAP by UNDIES

that's right, The Cotton Crap! there will not be any interesting facts, quotes, random books, gayeye gays, or any advertisements. there will only be exciting facts, quotes, random books, gayeye gays, and advertisements! MUAHAHAH no lah. The Cotton Crap will crap the shit outta you readers. this programme shares with you very very random discoveries that can make you ROFCUAO (rolling on floor cursing UNDIES' ass off).

and yes. you have just witnessed the gist of The Cotton Crap. stay tuned people =p


GONG JI LIAN GE

okay, updates on Gong Ji Lian Ge!!!! er, actually i should have a Deh Kor Lian Ge for myself eh. but never mind.

anyway, nothing much to update. i cant date Spongy out, unlike our dear Bigc0ck, can go arcade some more. i bet if i attempt to dive underwater to Bikini Bottom again i will be slaughted like crazy. all that i can do is to do it online. Spongy, I really LOVE YOUUUU!!

): sob sob sobzzzzzzzz! nii kUu zHe dUii w0 sHw0R, t0nG hUa Liiz d0u sHiix piiAnn rEn DeRxx! nii Buu Ke nENg Shii w0 dErx g0ng zHuu.. (wait, Spongebob is supposed to be a male right?)

i cant bear to be twitish for the moment. im really love sick. Spongy, why cant you just love me? RAHHHHH! :'(

oh well, all i have to do is to train up my balls for the Wrestlemania match, win it, and i get Spongy all for myself! thanks to the supporters. and esp thanks to brother Lim peh. i know you are still in hospital shaving your pubic hair, but i know your heart is with me and BIGc0ck. come on BIGc0ck, at Wrestlemania, let's show them who's BOSS!


LPSC RANDOM ADVERTISEMENT

alright. im continuing this post with a special advertisement!

-richard gere's advertisement-
Turban man: if you free the birds, you get good luck. more birds, more luck!

boring. LPSC has a new one!

-LPSC's advertisement-
Lim peh: if you unleash the birds, you get good crap. more birds, more crap!

ladies and gentlemen. a new character will be joining LPSC in their Journey to the Crap. he's none other than.... TURKEYMAN! YES, it's another bird! more birds, more crap! that's right. we will be expecting NEW CRAPS, NEW LAME JOKES, NEW SHIT, NEW COCK from our turkeyMAN! stay tuned people!