Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Lim peh's encounter with the third sex

Lim peh ka le kong, due to popular demand( actually not but i insist) we will now have the Exclusive interview with the GAY ALIEN . together with lim peh is Shayid, the iraqi torturer so as to ensure that the alien talk.

lim peh: whats ur name
alien: GGG

lim peh: huh ?
alien : Gundu Gamma Gay

lim peh : so where are you from, why are you here ?
GGG : dunno

lim peh : better say or else!!!
GGG: what i scared isit! !!

lim peh : SHAYID!!!!

after hours of beating

GGG: ok ok i am from mars. ... i came to look for XY beings... to gay with .

lim peh : bleeedy hell. ok GGG what do u like to do .
GGG: gaying, shitting, digging and eating everything inedible...

Lim peh : oic so what do u like to eat?
GGG: mutton's eyeballs and peanut shells

lim peh: u have that in mars?
GGG: dunno ...

SHAYID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after hours of torturing ......................................

GGG: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,.... yah yah

lim peh : DO YOU HAVE ANY COUNTERPARTS HERE!
GGG: yes ....................... my juniors

lim peh: where are they!
GGG: in a mountain

LIM PEI: oi simmi mountain
GGG: BROKEBACK MT.

Lim peh: knn. why are u not there?
GGG: lao beh wanna look for more gays cannot isit!!!

lim peh: so rude .. dun give me face isit!!

After hours of torturing

Limpeh: one more question!!!
GGG: fang mah guo lai !

Lim peh : who do u think will win the world cup
GGG: BrokeBack united

Lim peh : knn! is IraQ !!!! lah
GGG: uh hugh

Lim peh: I know who u are
GGG: -_-

lim peh: YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!
GGG:huh

lim peh: YOU ARE ONE OF THE EX-MEN
GGG: oh shyt ! how yyah know

lim peh: because u are a hermaphrodite!!!
GGG: yes i am = (

lim peh: oh dear ! i am burning in ice!!!!
GGG: that botak professor took me in .

lim peh: what the hell , you this kind also can enter !!
SHAYID!!!!!!!!!!!!
another hours of tormenting

GGG: arrrghhhhhhhhhhh . Wonder?woman help me !!!
lim peh : wonder?woman??????????????????

from then on , GGG started to fear earthlings and is isolated from the rest forever!!!!
and lim peh is yet on another quest this time in search for another being from outer space! Wonder?woman... many ppl wonder whether wonder?woman is once a woman or a man................................................................hmmm....

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