Coundown of the week

Once again, the countdown of the week is here!!!

Lim peh understand that the' O' level chinese oral is here. so lets list the top 10 tips to do well in yah oral . ( for ppl who took it already, too bad)

1. Eat a carrot
2. try to translate : ' leonardo davinci pablo picasso michael angelo mickey mouse ko ko malo killed an ang moh in choa chu kang street 65 at 2500 5 days ago by stabbing a wound onto his breast ....... bla bla blablablalblakblalbluisfhuibfbagkasdhibwei h Zimbabwe" practise everyday
3. say engrish sucks 100 times every hour
4. grow a potato in your bed in 3 days
5. read nian he zao bao , wu bao , wan bao 3 times a day and memorise all the aarticles especially the comics
6. try to find good phrase in your very own COCXFORD dictk. ( if you don't have one ,call the hotline 0808 cock.)
7. stay awake 25 hours a day by washing vegetables
8. eat mutton curry with peanut butter at the same time for 3 hrs
9 last but not least, sing JJ song ' down'
10. and yah not to forget speak chinese daily ( probably the best way) highlight this sentence

Lim peh wish to forget about the GGG issue

Lim peh ka le kong the GGG is becoming more and more infamous each day.... and i thought he went back to mars after ther world cup. that reminds me of the mysterious si kin nah Wonder?women GGG mentioned before he fainted.....( read the third entry before this -for newbies) So i did some research with the SPI ( singapore paranomal investigator) and i found out that in order to find this woman ,or man, I must getarocketfromtheNasaandpay1milltobillgatesfordunnowhyandflymyselfoffthisworldtoanothergalaxythro
throughtheblackholeandthentotheplanetcalledidunnowhatlahandaskforapasserbyforhelpjhf
hcgyuiagsxhlzbcuifchpas.......uascigsicgixb.....iragishayidfuiihahfhxcka.......virus AIds,........uiafafahjfkillgsaigffeteacherofdhsbgklsa............blablablablablablablabla....yah i think thats all..

The quote of the week is............... read a crap a day keeps the doctor's shit away
needless to explain

upcoming crap movie -- a must SEE
Parrots in the Cabinet : the dead man's breast

Book recommended by lim peh
how to win the world cup single handed - written by Beckam's golden balls

UP COMING PERFORMANCE!!!!!
Repeat one last time for careless readers, upcoming perfomance in the esplanade theatre !!! iss MALAY DINING EDIQUETTE PROUDLY presented by LIM PEH SHITTY COCK PRODUCTION. come and support us !!! bangla and VIP Mr kuah si me will be there.

Okay thats all for now, you yuan zai jian !