countdown of the week
Lim pei ka le kong, flag day and youth day is very similar. How i know? because lim pei celebrate both in one day. Here is the top ten similarities of flag day and youth day. ...
1 both involve youngsters. duh!
2 both starts to be part of your calender when you become a teenager.
3 both have the thing SYF. Singapore Youth Festival and Save my Young Folks.
4 both are fun and meaningful.!!!! right
5 both are celebrated outdoors by doing absolutely nothing
6 both are a waste of time
7 both are physically constraint like running about in shopping centres or away from donations seeking muttons
8 both are famous and anticipated ,........................................ what am i writing ?
9 ehhhhhhhhhh ....... both are for si nong kia and si gin nas who have nothing better to do .
10 and last but not least both have something to do with peanuts and mutton!! yeeepeeeee

LIM PEI encounter with the third D
At the meantime , lim pei encountered with an alien in cck cc. the alien was seen kia lai kia ki with a tin can. yah it was said to be from the gay planet mars. ( psst i think he tagged here before ) to find out more, call 0808 COCK. I think i will interview if anyone is interested, pls tag and say so ......

Muttons on the loss
LAst week, a mutton had escaped from the potato forest. Chamillionaire, Mr momoofish, saw it flying into the sky up up and away. the mutton was wearing a tight blue shirt with a Big S in front and red underwear inside out. If anyone see this flying object, pls dun think it is a bird it is a plane.NO it is the escaped mutton.