LIM PEI is back from vacation !!

and realise that big cock , undies and turkeyman are not doing their jobs in LPSC!!!!!! what the fish is going on dudes !!! why stop ??? dont let our fellow fans and friends down after all the trouble of creating a blog with such a long name ! cmon fellows , wake ur bleeding ass up!!




ok ok i will start the ball rolling ........... by writing a letter to my brother santa

DEAR Santa CLaUS ,

how are u , i am fine. hope u rmbr lim peh and u still owe me $50 from me last yr to buy 4D in s'pore. lim peh ka le kong, dun think i rich ok? $ 50 still ,money leh!!! pls return ASAP when u fly here . I went everywhere on Xmas to find u leh from paris to berlin . Taipei to Beijing . dunno why evry Xmas looks the same to me. everytime go to my old folks home got volunteer come visit us like we old man very pathetic like . not to mention someone dressing up like u with the heavy thick cotton red cloth over his oversized unrealistic always fatty belly. where u buy the belt that fit ur waist eh? lim peh want to buy one for Miss V hehe . then Lim pei always get turkey and all sorts of crappy log cakes for xmas dinner . evry yr eat turkey , talk cock with people. on xmas . SIANZ.

i hope u understand my powderfulll England for i gotta warn u about coming here should decide to return my money

1) the gahmen
2) sarong party girls suspiciously near u
3) GST cheats
4) excessively decorated xmas trees that may blind ur ageing eyes haha
5) the formidable giant Miss V
6) 4 mill. ppl smiling at u for no whatsoever reason .
7) ur raindeer might land on esplanade aka durian shell
8) no chimney for u to sneak in soz
9) naughty chew-ren who will call u AH PUEY hehe
10) last but not least
AFTER EVERYTHING pls GET OUT OF MY " elite and uncaring face" pls

and i wish myself a happy new year . right a happy one . i think so.......................