LETS GEMS; Go Eat My Shai!
“Oi, uncle, 1 chicken chop”
“Nah, $5 pls. “

“Huh? Why the chop so small today? Last time I buy the chop is bigger”

“Oh, no choice lah. Now got the IMF so must save the bigger chops for bigger guests. “

“ IMF ? ”
“ haven’t you heard ?? that one leh. got a lot of rich men and women coming to s’pore. the one locals call “ International Massive Freaks” ….. some more , less people want to eat western food now because PM Lee said “ Mee Siam Mai hum” so everyone want to eat Mee Siam with cockles . That PM Lee also damn creative siah. Mee Siam where got hum? Now, the Muslim food stall , rich like hell . you see the Indian food stall opposite? ever since the movie “ the Devil wears Prada ” now people think the devil eats prata. Now, Raju change hand phone more often than before lor. What a great investment”

LIKE I CARE! this guy is damn long winded and irritating. Not to mention that he tortured lim peh ‘s ears with his speech. Unfortunately, he was not the only one who is not happy with providing services. Many other service providers just frown too much. Mr Awanna Maney from Food Agriculture Congress -Union ( FAC-U) said “ so you see , people are too tired to give u pathetic fools a damn smile. They are saving energy to serve IMF people. Now get the hell out of here! ”

Even the old hag ,who specialized in photocopy worksheets, practice that.
LIM PEH
“ Oi women , 1 paper 2 sets .”

“ …………~,~ ……………………….zap………….zap………..zap………….zap”

“……………~,~………………..$1.53” LIFE STINKS

Rich Teacher
“ hey, 1 paper 46 sets”
“OKAY! NO PROBLEM!!! ZAP ZAP ZAP
HERE $90.54 PLEASE~! THANK YOU VERY MUCH PLEASE COME BACK AGAIN!”
You can almost see her eyes popped out and that rare smile. Sometimes, I wonder whether machines are more polite than us.


" wow ! everyone looks so happy! "

"thats because all the grumpy and defiant ass clowns are killed in the 1964 riots "