Courts to review on sentencing guidelines

the Cock of justice wants to strike balance on punishing and rehabilitating offenders. it says " ...should hand down appropriate penalties, reform the criminal and reintegrate him to society" .

Offenders to be integrated must be minor such as spitting on a white man , destroying vandalism evidence, dirtying a pee aae pee white shirt , stealing money from charity funds, suicidal intention by buying Subutex. etc
Offenders must also have at least a N level cert, score
more than 20 points in L1R5 and been dropouts from 10 schools . ( not including Independence schools)

Instead of being punished, offenders will go through painful and long rehabilitation that will keep them from rotting in prison.
" Now , offenders can no longer be kept in jail, they shit around , crap a lot and F**** ing show attitude even after released." one of the officers said. " Thus, we should not only punish the offenders but to "rehabilitate " them as well "

Offenders can also now choose to go through a gruelling Survivor-like series of training in Pulau Ubin and other islands to have a taste of new prison life by the sea.

Rumours have it that the prisoners are not allowed to watch television recently ,especially after the opening of the new show " PRISON BREAK" .

Some prisons even increase their security level from a puny security camera to highly sensitive camera that can track down the movement of any individual with tattoo or piercings . " this new security can help to prevent anyone from escaping or saving his brother in prison.

Prisoners must also learn new skills while serving their sentence .
New courses available are:
Tattoo art ---- their favourite
piercing
Complete Idiot guide to obeying the law
boxing
licking
swallowing
advertising for products -- for 7-11 , NTUC, Giant, Isetan
advertising for campaignes --- No smoking, No Drug , No Fishing.



And most importantly , ...........SINGING.. so that they can reintegrate to society . see the link?? People tend to accept those who can sing and will go crazy about singers .. just like how Singapore Idol make telephone companies rich .

Quote : An apple a day keeps a doctor away , if the doctor is chio , throw the apple away .
If the doctor is gay , eat 2 apples a day.
GGG , 2080