Courts to review on sentencing guidelines

the Cock of justice wants to strike balance on punishing and rehabilitating offenders. it says " ...should hand down appropriate penalties, reform the criminal and reintegrate him to society" .

Offenders to be integrated must be minor such as spitting on a white man , destroying vandalism evidence, dirtying a pee aae pee white shirt , stealing money from charity funds, suicidal intention by buying Subutex. etc
Offenders must also have at least a N level cert, score
more than 20 points in L1R5 and been dropouts from 10 schools . ( not including Independence schools)

Instead of being punished, offenders will go through painful and long rehabilitation that will keep them from rotting in prison.
" Now , offenders can no longer be kept in jail, they shit around , crap a lot and F**** ing show attitude even after released." one of the officers said. " Thus, we should not only punish the offenders but to "rehabilitate " them as well "

Offenders can also now choose to go through a gruelling Survivor-like series of training in Pulau Ubin and other islands to have a taste of new prison life by the sea.

Rumours have it that the prisoners are not allowed to watch television recently ,especially after the opening of the new show " PRISON BREAK" .

Some prisons even increase their security level from a puny security camera to highly sensitive camera that can track down the movement of any individual with tattoo or piercings . " this new security can help to prevent anyone from escaping or saving his brother in prison.

Prisoners must also learn new skills while serving their sentence .
New courses available are:
Tattoo art ---- their favourite
piercing
Complete Idiot guide to obeying the law
boxing
licking
swallowing
advertising for products -- for 7-11 , NTUC, Giant, Isetan
advertising for campaignes --- No smoking, No Drug , No Fishing.



And most importantly , ...........SINGING.. so that they can reintegrate to society . see the link?? People tend to accept those who can sing and will go crazy about singers .. just like how Singapore Idol make telephone companies rich .

Quote : An apple a day keeps a doctor away , if the doctor is chio , throw the apple away .
If the doctor is gay , eat 2 apples a day.
GGG , 2080

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LETS GEMS; Go Eat My Shai!
“Oi, uncle, 1 chicken chop”
“Nah, $5 pls. “

“Huh? Why the chop so small today? Last time I buy the chop is bigger”

“Oh, no choice lah. Now got the IMF so must save the bigger chops for bigger guests. “

“ IMF ? ”
“ haven’t you heard ?? that one leh. got a lot of rich men and women coming to s’pore. the one locals call “ International Massive Freaks” ….. some more , less people want to eat western food now because PM Lee said “ Mee Siam Mai hum” so everyone want to eat Mee Siam with cockles . That PM Lee also damn creative siah. Mee Siam where got hum? Now, the Muslim food stall , rich like hell . you see the Indian food stall opposite? ever since the movie “ the Devil wears Prada ” now people think the devil eats prata. Now, Raju change hand phone more often than before lor. What a great investment”

LIKE I CARE! this guy is damn long winded and irritating. Not to mention that he tortured lim peh ‘s ears with his speech. Unfortunately, he was not the only one who is not happy with providing services. Many other service providers just frown too much. Mr Awanna Maney from Food Agriculture Congress -Union ( FAC-U) said “ so you see , people are too tired to give u pathetic fools a damn smile. They are saving energy to serve IMF people. Now get the hell out of here! ”

Even the old hag ,who specialized in photocopy worksheets, practice that.
LIM PEH
“ Oi women , 1 paper 2 sets .”

“ …………~,~ ……………………….zap………….zap………..zap………….zap”

“……………~,~………………..$1.53” LIFE STINKS

Rich Teacher
“ hey, 1 paper 46 sets”
“OKAY! NO PROBLEM!!! ZAP ZAP ZAP
HERE $90.54 PLEASE~! THANK YOU VERY MUCH PLEASE COME BACK AGAIN!”
You can almost see her eyes popped out and that rare smile. Sometimes, I wonder whether machines are more polite than us.


" wow ! everyone looks so happy! "

"thats because all the grumpy and defiant ass clowns are killed in the 1964 riots "