Pupils disappointed by Felix's visit

Lim peh Ka le Kong, while the rest of LPSC ( and many of the supporters) are at "war" with unidentified flamers , flooding the tagboard with insults and fires, Lim pei keeps himself busy by attending the events of Library Week .

One of them is the Felix's visit. Ever since Felix (the writer cum journalists cum thief cum local micheal jackson cum child molester cum gay) , visited our school, lim pei see pupils starting to frown and puke . This could be unhealthy to the 4 million smile project.

One of the many who attended, pupil miss Pand Sai , says, " I though felix was a cat but it turned out to be a filthy, disgusting gay out of no where .

however, they are supporters who go crazy about Felix. GGG , which shockingly appers to be one , said, " He is soooooxxx cutexxxx and i wanna hugxxx , kiss kiss and gay with him! but ..... he just smiled tooooo much . "

When Interviewed, Felix said," i am so happy and gay that there are so many male pupils attending my talks" and" ....... my latest books to be published in 2808 are '''' How can cats be gay'"" and """ know your pussy well version SEVEN "

hey why seven?

also , posters with his smiley gay face is still around even after the talks . KNN I had nightmares about LIBRARY WEEK then.

and now for Betcha didnt know!

lim pei betcha didnt know that the most dirtiest , filthiest thing after Money is actually .............................................. HANDPHONE. imagine u use it everyday, wiping all the germs more than those found in toilet bowl sits onto your face. YYYEEEWWW . Because research has shown that the heat generated by the handphone encourages growth of bacteria. thus handphone is the most dirtiest breeding ground for germs. HAHAHA now do u dare to use yah handphone.



and now for Crap song of the week .

Contributed by " oh dear i am dancing in cyclone!"

reload reload ur rifle
bush say bush say no rifle
throw a missile up so high
like a seven in the sky

twinkle twinkle little star s
how ja wonder what yah are.


OKAy that dont make sense.

Quotte of the week . by william COCKsby

cutting your fingernails will shorten your memory

so remember this phrase when u cut your nails.




stay tune next time for COUNTDOWN OF THE WEEK